Subject: modern supermarket
 
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic
 water mister to keep the
 produce fresh.  Just before it goes on, you hear the
 sound of a thunderstorm
 and the smell of fresh rain.
 
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows
 mooing and witness the scent
 of fresh butter fat.
 
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle
 and the air is filled
 with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
 
.....So far I have been too afraid to go down the
 toilet paper aisle.